You Are Standing Too Close Ugly Christmas Sweater
You Are Standing Too Close Ugly Christmas Sweater
You Are Standing Too Close Ugly Christmas Sweater
You Are Standing Too Close Ugly Christmas Sweater
You Are Standing Too Close Ugly Christmas Sweater
You Are Standing Too Close Ugly Christmas Sweater

You Are Standing Too Close Ugly Christmas Sweater

$36.99

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MALE

  • Fit: Classic Fit
  • Sleeve type: Short sleeves
  • Collar type: Round neck
  • Quality fabric: 150g/m² - 4,5oz/yd²
  • Material: 100% coton
Centimeters
Width Length
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
XXL 66 cm 84 cm
3XL 71 cm 86 cm
4XL 76 cm 89 cm
5XL 81 cm 91 cm
Inches
Width Length
S 18 inch 28 inch
M 20 inch 29 inch
L 22 inch 30 inch
XL 24 inch 31 inch
XXL 26 inch 33 inch
3XL 28 inch 34 inch
4XL 30 inch 35 inch
5XL 32 inch 36 inch

FEMALE

  • Fit: Moderately Curved
  • Sleeve type: Short sleeves
  • Collar type: Round neck
  • Fabric Quality: 150g / m² - 4,5oz / yd²
  • Material: 100% coton
Centimeters
Width Length
S 44 cm 65 cm
M 49 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 69 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
XXL 64 cm 72 cm
Inches
Width Length
S 17 inch 26 inch
M 19 inch 26 inch
L 21 inch 27 inch
XL 23 inch 28 inch
XXL 25 inch 29 inch

MALE

  • Fit: Fitted cut
  • Sleeve type: Short sleeves
  • Collar type: V-neck
  • Quality fabric: 150g/m² - 4,5oz/yd²
  • Material: 100% coton
Centimeters
Width Length
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
XXL 66 cm 81 cm
Inches
Width Length
S 18 inch 28 inch
M 20 inch 29 inch
L 22 inch 30 inch
XL 24 inch 31 inch
XXL 26 inch 32 inch

FEMALE

  • Fit: Moderately Curved
  • Sleeve type: Short sleeves
  • Collar type: V-neck
  • Fabric Quality: 150g / m² - 4,5oz / yd²
  • Material: 100% coton
Centimeters
Width Length
S 44 cm 65 cm
M 49 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 69 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
XXL 64 cm 72 cm
Inches
Width Length
S 17 inch 26 inch
M 19 inch 26 inch
L 21 inch 27 inch
XL 23 inch 28 inch
XXL 25 inch 29 inch

UNISEX

  • Fit: Fitted cut
  • Sleeve type: Long sleeves
  • Collar type: Round neck
  • Quality fabric: 150g/m² - 4,5oz/yd²
  • Material: 100% coton
Centimeters
Width Length
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
XXL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
Inches
Width Length
S 18 inch 28 inch
M 20 inch 29 inch
L 22 inch 30 inch
XL 24 inch 31 inch
XXL 26 inch 32 inch
3XL 28 inch 33 inch

UNISEX

  • Fit: Classic Fit
  • Sleeve type: Long sleeves
  • Details: Lined hood with lace up front, kangaroo pockets
  • Quality fabric: 280g/m² - 8oz/yd²
  • Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Centimeters
Width Length
S 49 cm 69 cm
M 54 cm 71 cm
L 59 cm 74 cm
XL 64 cm 76 cm
XXL 69 cm 79 cm
3XL 74 cm 81 cm
4XL 81 cm 81 cm
5XL 86 cm 86 cm
Inches
Width Length
S 19 inch 27 inch
M 21 inch 28 inch
L 23 inch 29 inch
XL 25 inch 30 inch
XXL 27 inch 31 inch
3XL 29 inch 32 inch
4XL 32 inch 33 inch
5XL 34 inch 34 inch

UNISEX

  • Fit: Classic Fit
  • Sleeve type: Long sleeves
  • Collar type: Round neck
  • Quality fabric: 270g/m² - 8oz/yd²
  • Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Centimeters
Width Length
S 49 cm 69 cm
M 54 cm 71 cm
L 59 cm 74 cm
XL 64 cm 76 cm
XXL 69 cm 79 cm
3XL 74 cm 81 cm
4XL 81 cm 84 cm
5XL 86 cm 86 cm
Inches
Width Length
S 19 inch 27 inch
M 21 inch 28 inch
L 23 inch 29 inch
XL 25 inch 30 inch
XXL 27 inch 31 inch
3XL 29 inch 32 inch
4XL 32 inch 33 inch
5XL 34 inch 34 inch

MALE

  • Fit: Classic Fit
  • Collar type: Round neck
  • Fabric Quality: 150g / m² - 4,5oz / yd²
  • Material: 100% coton
Centimeters
Width Length
S 46 cm 70 cm
M 51 cm 73 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 78 cm
XXL 66 cm 82 cm
Inches
Width Length
S 18.1 inch 27.6 inch
M 20.1 inch 28.7 inch
L 22.0 inch 29.9 inch
XL 24.0 inch 30.7 inch
XXL 26.0 inch 32.3 inch

FEMALE

  • Fit: Moderately Curved
  • Collar type: Round neck
  • Fabric Quality: 150g / m² - 4,5oz / yd²
  • Material: 100% coton
Centimeters
Width Length
S 40 cm 63 cm
M 42 cm 66 cm
L 44 cm 68 cm
XL 47 cm 69 cm
XXL 55 cm 72 cm
Inches
Width Length
S 15.7 inch 24.8 inch
M 16.5 inch 26.0 inch
L 17.3 inch 26.8 inch
XL 18.5 inch 27.2 inch
XXL 21.7 inch 28.3 inch

FEMALE

  • Fit: Relaxed, Flowy, Slub
  • Features: Sideseamed. Relaxed, drapy fit. Merrowed bottom hem. Sheering at racerback seam.
  • Fabrication: 65% poly, 35% viscose, 32 single 3.7 oz.
Centimeters
Width Length
S 39 cm 49 cm
M 42 cm 50 cm
L 44 cm 52 cm
XL 46 cm 53 cm
XXL 49 cm 55 cm
Inches
Width Length
S 15 7/8 inch 19 1/4 inch
M 16 1/2 inch 19 3/4 inch
L 17 3/8 inch 20 3/8 inch
XL 18 1/4 inch 21 inch
XXL 19 1/8 inch 21 5/8 inch
 
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